Old Red Box

Starts in Geffen, just a bit west of the fountain with a Funny Hat-d Magician.

1. He'll ask for 1 Old Purple Box and 5 Scarlet Dyestuff.

2. After you bring him these, he'll ask for a random one of the following hats: 3. After you bring him the asked-for hat, he'll ask for a random one of the following cards: 4. After you bring him the asked-for card, he'll ask for one of the following : 5. After bringing him those, he'll ask for one of the following: 6. After bringing him those, he'll make you pay 1mil Zeny for the Old Red Box. Bastard.
 * Ribbon [1]
 * Hat [1]
 * Cap [1]
 * Super Novice Hat [1]
 * Vanberk Card
 * Stainer Card
 * Stalactic Golem Card
 * Gibbet Card
 * Elder Willow Card
 * 200Elastic Bands
 * 200 Huge Leaves
 * 200 Antelope Skins
 * 200 Cat's Eyes
 * 200 Wooden Hearts
 * 10 Amethysts
 * 10 Aquamarines
 * 10 Garnets
 * 10 Opals
 * 10 Sardonyx

Hats!

On SaiphRO, Old Red Boxes have an equal chance to drop one of the following hats:
 * Crescent Helm
 * Kabuki Mask
 * Diadem
 * Phoenix Helm [0]
 * Twin Ribbon
 * Coppola
 * Blank Eyes
 * Captain's Hat
 * Necromancer's Hood
 * Jasper Crest
 * Balloon Hat
 * Moonlight Flower Hat
 * Puppy Hat